Hi, I'm the Tantalizing Toddler

Hi. My name is Kallan. I am 2 years old. Well, actually, I'm 20-something months old, but at this point, counting months is stupid. I'm almost two, therefore, I'm rounding the corner of adulthood and complete independence. Mom is great and I love her dearly, but she's just there to foot the bills. I run the show and she knows it.

So, the name of my blog is "The Tantalizing Toddler" and I feel that it might need some explanation. Read the definition below.

tan·ta·lize

verb
\ˈtan-tə-ˌlīz\

Definition:

• to cause (someone) to feel interest or excitement about something that is very attractive, appealing, etc.
•  to tease or torment by or as if by presenting something desirable to the view but continually keeping it out of reach  

 

Understand now? If not, then you need a little toddler education. Keep reading this blog and I'll enlighten you.